Plot Holes

Mormy is a smart penguin. In this photo he is teaching Bravo the Elephant how to read a dictionary. Bravo said it was interesting, but didn't understand the story. He said it should be workshopped before it's made into a movie. And maybe the movie should have less science.

Marvel Cinematic Universe

One time there was a penguin superhero who saved Milty from his best friend, IllVee. It was like a movie, but without the popcorn or the popcorn butter or the popcorn seeds that get stuck in your beak after you eat popcorn.

Mountaineering

Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

-John Denver

Dancing

All penguins like to dance, but everyone dances to different music. Milty likes to dance to the jingle from the "Meow Mix" commercial because the cats sing about fish. Hugsy likes to watch Milty dance. It's his favorite thing.

Love

When two animals are in love they get married in a traditional Jewish ceremony. However, this particular photo was part of a scene that Milty, MelVee and Todd performed as part of an off-off-Wilshire production of "Fidler on the Roof."

The Louvre

Milty is an artist. But what he doesn't understand is that art should be eaten. Michaelangelo understood that. So does MelVee.

Fish

Penguins LOVE to eat fish. One time Milty drew a picture of a fish and MelVee ate it. Milty cried because he wanted to eat it. But penguins shouldn't eat paper fish. It makes our poop white and sometimes even bloody.

Chocoholic

One time Todd the Turtle dropped some Milk Duds on the Bed. Milty had to hurry and get toilet paper to pick them up before MelVee ate them because she is diabetic and shouldn't eat food with such high sugar content.

Everyone Isn't A Penguin

Not everyone is a penguin. Some people are also turtles. Sometimes penguins are named "Turtle," and sometimes turtles are named "Penguin." Both penguins and turtles play Yahtzee, but only Todd cheats. (In Yahtzee, not on his wife.)