The Louvre

Milty is an artist. But what he doesn't understand is that art should be eaten. Michaelangelo understood that. So does MelVee.

Fish

Penguins LOVE to eat fish. One time Milty drew a picture of a fish and MelVee ate it. Milty cried because he wanted to eat it. But penguins shouldn't eat paper fish. It makes our poop white and sometimes even bloody.

Chocoholic

One time Todd the Turtle dropped some Milk Duds on the Bed. Milty had to hurry and get toilet paper to pick them up before MelVee ate them because she is diabetic and shouldn't eat food with such high sugar content.

Everyone Isn't A Penguin

Not everyone is a penguin. Some people are also turtles. Sometimes penguins are named "Turtle," and sometimes turtles are named "Penguin." Both penguins and turtles play Yahtzee, but only Todd cheats. (In Yahtzee, not on his wife.)